1 00:00:10,160 --> 00:00:12,900 You're over here jerking off our swamp, son. 2 00:00:13,340 --> 00:00:16,360 I want to know what a dad dick looks like. Are they bigger? 3 00:00:17,620 --> 00:00:19,180 I love my new family. 4 00:00:20,980 --> 00:00:26,140 Hey guys, it's Emma's Valentine's Day and we have things to do. 5 00:00:27,140 --> 00:00:29,100 So, I've organized some tasks for us. 6 00:00:30,140 --> 00:00:33,860 So, Dad, you're going to the store and pick up some pies for Valentine's Day. 7 00:00:34,740 --> 00:00:35,740 And me too. 8 00:00:35,980 --> 00:00:38,560 I'm putting you in charge of decorations and blowing up balloons. 9 00:00:39,340 --> 00:00:41,840 And I will bake the cupcakes for the party. 10 00:00:42,360 --> 00:00:44,420 And then we can all decorate them together. 11 00:00:44,900 --> 00:00:46,560 This is going to be so much fun. 12 00:00:59,520 --> 00:01:05,760 Hey, you two, remember, this is a family party, so no funny business. Do you 13 00:01:05,760 --> 00:01:06,760 understand me? 14 00:01:07,680 --> 00:01:08,680 Yes, what, Mom? 15 00:01:08,970 --> 00:01:10,990 Okay, well, let's get started, guys. 16 00:01:11,350 --> 00:01:12,350 We have things to do. 17 00:01:12,690 --> 00:01:13,690 All right. 18 00:01:15,170 --> 00:01:16,170 You coming, Ken? 19 00:01:16,310 --> 00:01:17,830 Yeah, I'll be right there. Okay. 20 00:01:18,770 --> 00:01:21,710 You two better behave, or at least don't get caught. 21 00:02:15,120 --> 00:02:17,120 Could you show me how to tie one of these? 22 00:02:18,080 --> 00:02:19,080 Yeah, sure. 23 00:02:22,860 --> 00:02:28,240 Just like that. 24 00:02:29,500 --> 00:02:31,360 Just gotta be gentle with it, okay? 25 00:02:32,380 --> 00:02:33,600 Can't be too rough. 26 00:02:34,420 --> 00:02:35,420 Like this? 27 00:02:35,720 --> 00:02:36,820 Yeah, just like that. 28 00:02:51,790 --> 00:02:53,490 So, how's your boyfriend? 29 00:02:54,490 --> 00:02:57,230 Well, he broke up with me, actually. 30 00:02:59,250 --> 00:03:00,350 I'm sorry. 31 00:03:00,550 --> 00:03:03,370 He's kind of a fucking idiot, though. You know, perfect. 32 00:03:05,170 --> 00:03:10,150 Well, he said that I talked about you too much, so... Oh, really? 33 00:03:10,910 --> 00:03:11,910 Yeah. 34 00:03:12,190 --> 00:03:16,930 I mean, I can't stop thinking about you. I miss you. 35 00:03:17,900 --> 00:03:21,260 I feel like we have a real connection, and I know you felt it too. 36 00:03:22,340 --> 00:03:27,140 Well, yeah, but, I mean, we're kind of a swap family. 37 00:03:29,100 --> 00:03:30,100 I love you. 38 00:03:31,840 --> 00:03:34,940 I love you too, but there's no point. 39 00:03:36,400 --> 00:03:39,400 We should probably just get all this done before Swap Mom gets back and gets 40 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:40,400 at us. 41 00:04:18,480 --> 00:04:19,680 Hey, what's up? Listen, 42 00:04:21,380 --> 00:04:25,500 I love you, and I want to be your Valentine, and I know you want to be 43 00:04:25,500 --> 00:04:27,600 would you just please be my Valentine? 44 00:04:29,600 --> 00:04:30,600 Yeah, of course. 45 00:05:18,540 --> 00:05:19,540 Oh, my goodness. 46 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:16,560 Wow. 47 00:10:10,290 --> 00:10:11,810 Wait. Do you hear that? 48 00:10:13,010 --> 00:10:14,090 I don't hear anything. 49 00:10:15,350 --> 00:10:17,190 That's Kimmy and Parker fucking. 50 00:10:19,590 --> 00:10:21,670 Damn it. I knew this was going to happen. 51 00:10:24,250 --> 00:10:25,650 Look, they're young. 52 00:10:26,010 --> 00:10:28,410 They're in love. It's Valentine's Day. 53 00:10:29,290 --> 00:10:30,290 No. 54 00:10:30,610 --> 00:10:31,610 They're family. 55 00:10:32,510 --> 00:10:34,510 We need to put a stop to this right now. 56 00:10:35,550 --> 00:10:36,550 Or... 57 00:10:36,840 --> 00:10:42,500 Since you look so sexy when you're mad, we can take this time while they're 58 00:10:42,500 --> 00:10:46,580 occupied and maybe go around ourselves. 59 00:10:50,620 --> 00:10:52,600 Okay, just for a little. 60 00:15:16,040 --> 00:15:17,040 What the fuck? 61 00:16:16,110 --> 00:16:17,110 I love you. 62 00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:53,540 Oh, thank you. 63 00:18:27,150 --> 00:18:32,790 a swan god has a big dick fair point but if a swan god doesn't have a big dick 64 00:18:59,530 --> 00:19:01,550 You guys can fuck and we can't. 65 00:25:20,750 --> 00:25:21,750 Bye. 66 00:26:48,650 --> 00:26:49,650 Yeah. 67 00:27:46,250 --> 00:27:47,250 Yeah. 68 00:32:02,820 --> 00:32:03,820 What's that? 69 00:34:39,560 --> 00:34:40,560 starting me.